DeCarbolito: The Ultimate Supplement
Imported by Epstein International Imports
Nutritionists are calling DeCarbolito, "The miracle supplement of the 21st century".1 Millions of people in Central and South America have lost weight using DeCarbolito, and now GreatInventions.tv brings it to the United States.
DeCarbolito's proprietary formula has proven to be successful at inhibiting the absorption of carbohydrates into the body and allowing them to pass through, meaning less pounds around your stomach and thighs! Each tablet has been scientifically formulated to increase you metabolic rate by at least 800% while converting food to energy in order to break down your body's stored fat. That's right, an increase in your metabolic rate by 800%! The secret to this metabolic increase is boldenone undecyclenate, a powerful horse steroid. Not only that, but one DeCarbolito pill contains as much caffeine as twelve cups of coffee. This unique cocktail in a pill allows you to eat as much as you want and burn calories at a rate equal to an Olympic sprinter (or possibly a Kodiak Bear or Belizean Howler Monkey).
"But Wait, There's More!", DeCarbolito also includes the maximum amount of B2 vitamin that could possibly be digested by the human body. Talk about a new ability to read the fine print. And it doesn't stop there, DeCarbolito is the only supplement of its kind containing a hummingbird enzyme that in clinical tests has been shown to increase neuron activity in the brain.2
What does all this mean? This means that DeCarbolito is not only an easy and effective solution for weight loss, but it will improve your vision, improve your memory, and increase your IQ by up to 20 points. And that's not all, it can increase your strength by a staggering 30% and it has also cured male pattern baldness in some cases.3 Don't wait another minute. Try DeCarbolito!
- 1 All nutritionists interviewed at the Nazareno Clinic in Quito, Ecuador
- 2 Clinical tests of the enzyme were performed on birds only
- 3 Other cases showed that some users experienced alopecia in which case all body hair was lost
Block the Carbs! Burn the Fat! Pump the Weight! Ace the Test! Grow the Hair! VIVA DeCarbolito!!!
These statements have not been evaluated or approved by the U.S. Food and Drug Administration.
Ingredients: Boldenone Undecyclenate (horse steroid), Magnesium Stearate, Caffeine, Acetyl-CoA Carboxylase (hummingbird enzyme), Vitamin B2, Dicalcium Phosphate, Microcrystalline Cellulose, Artificial Grape Flavoring.
Warnings:
- Users of DeCarbolito should drink 18 to 20 glasses of water a day to avoid kidney infection.
- Use of DeCarbolito may cause gastro-intestinal discomfort, such as diverticulitis DeCarbolito may cause breath to smell like oysters for up to two hours after ingesting
- DeCarbolito may cause breasts to grow in males between ages 18 and 49
- Use of DeCarbolito may cause nose hair to grow at an accelerated rate
- DeCarbolito may cause voices to lower in females by up to three octaves
- DeCarbolito may cause people to experience a fear of widths
- DeCarbolito may cause an extra four to six molars to grow in some cases
- Avoid taking DeCarbolito within seven days of any medical exam
Manufactured in Oaxaca, Mexico. Imported by Epstein International Imports.
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